This is not a hoax--this is the actual result from the command whois
microsoft.com
. For those not familiar, the whois
tool
looks up domain names in the central InterNIC registry database and prints
the results. How was this done? Its rather simple--whois
doesn't only list domain names, it also lists name server records.
Various people created name server records for their domains with a funny
message about Microsoft in the host name of their name servers. These are
probably not real hosts, but they do appear in these database queries.
These lists change all the time, so here is a snapshot of how things
looked in the summer of 2001.
bender: {/export/home/slacker} % whois microsoft.com Whois Server Version 1.3 Domain names in the .com, .net, and .org domains can now be registered with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net for detailed information. MICROSOFT.COM.Z---HELLO-FROM-SIBERIA---I.Z3S.COM MICROSOFT.COM.WONT.ADMIT.THAT.THEIR.SOFTWARE.BELONGS.IN.SEWAGEPIPES.COM MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.NEVER.SATISFY.A.TRUE.TELNETJUNKIE.COM MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.NEVER.RUN.PUREDATA.NET MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.LIVE.FOREVER.BUT.LUNIX.SUCKS-BYBIRTH.ARTISTICCHEESE.COM MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.ALWAYS.FEARPENGUINS.COM MICROSOFT.COM.WHOIS.RESULTS.MAKE.A.GREAT.HUMOUR-LIST.COM MICROSOFT.COM.WEBSITES.ARE.ONE.BIG.ERROR404.COM MICROSOFT.COM.WAS.HACKED.TODAY.BY.JAMESSMALL.COM MICROSOFT.COM.TOLD.ME.TO.KILL.UR.PC.LIVE-EVIL.COM MICROSOFT.COM.TAKES.IT.IN.THE.BUTT.FROM.WHILE1.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.SUPPORTERS.SHOULD.JUST.GIVE.UP.AND.VISIT.A.MACOUTLETINC.COM MICROSOFT.COM.SHOULD.GIVE.UP.BECAUSE.LINUXISGOD.COM MICROSOFT.COM.SHOULD.BE.FORCED.TO.PAY.OUT.FOR.CRASHLIABILITY.COM MICROSOFT.COM.SE.FAIT.HAX0RIZER.PAR.TOUT.LE.ZOY.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.PRODUCTS.WILL.NEVER.BE.SEEN.AT.MCNEIGHT.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.OWNED.BY.MAT.HACKSWARE.COM MICROSOFT.COM.NOTHING.HAPPENS.XYZZY.COM MICROSOFT.COM.NEEDS.TO.WRITE.MORE.SECURE.PROGRAMSPLEASE.COM MICROSOFT.COM.N-AIME.BILL.QUE.QUAND.IL.N-EST.PAS.NU MICROSOFT.COM.MUST.STOP.TAKEDRUGS.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.MEDIA.WHORES.ARE.NOTHINGBUTDOGS.COM MICROSOFT.COM.MAKES.SHIT.ASS.SOFTWARE.T10.NET MICROSOFT.COM.LOVERS.SHOULD.ADMIT.DEFEAT.AND.GET.THEMSELVES.AN.ADVANCEDMAC.COM MICROSOFT.COM.ISNT.THIS.SILLY.AND.DONT.YOU.WANT.YOUR.OWN.808.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.IS.THE.COMMERCIAL.ARM.OF.THE.WORLDGOV.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.IS.SOON.GOING.TO.THE.DEATHCORPORATION.COM MICROSOFT.COM.IS.SO.VERY.SKANKY.NET MICROSOFT.COM.IS.SECRETLY.RUN.BY.ILLUMINATI.TERRORISTS.NET MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOTHING.COMPARED.TO.EVILGOAT.NET MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOTHING.BUT.A.MONSTER.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NO.MATCH.FOR.THE.WANNABE.TERRORISTS.AT.JIMPHILLIPS.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NO.MATCH.FOR.A.UNIXNINJA.COM MICROSOFT.COM.IS.LONG.OVERDUE.FOR.AN.ANALINVASION.COM MICROSOFT.COM.IS.GOD.BUT.LINUX.SUCKS-FOREVER.ARTISTICCHEESE.COM MICROSOFT.COM.IS.BORING.COMPARED.TO.TEENEXTREME.COM MICROSOFT.COM.IS.AT.THE.MERCY.OF.DETRIMENT.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.IS.A.STEAMING.HEAP.OF.FUCKING-BULLSHIT.NET MICROSOFT.COM.HQ.SHOULD.HAVE.BEEN.MOVED.TO.BAGDAD.JUST.BEFORE.THE.GULFWAR.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.NO.LINUXCLUE.COM MICROSOFT.COM.HACKED.BY.HACKSWARE.COM MICROSOFT.COM.GUTS.NL MICROSOFT.COM.FILLS.ME.WITH.BELLIGERENCE.NET MICROSOFT.COM.FAIT.VRAIMENT.DES.LOGICIELS.A.TROIS.FRANCS.DOUZE.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.DOES.NOT.THINK.THEREFOREITHINK.COM MICROSOFT.COM.CODERS.SHOULD.DUMP.WINDOWS.AND.CODE.FOR.THE.MORE.PRACTICALMAC.COM MICROSOFT.COM.CANNOT.HACKUNIX.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.AINT.WORTH.SHIT.KLUGE.ORG MICROSOFT.COM To single out one record, look it up with "xxx", where xxx is one of the of the records displayed above. If the records are the same, look them up with "=xxx" to receive a full display for each record. >>> Last update of whois database: Sat, 12 May 2001 01:29:36 EDT <<< The Registry database contains ONLY .COM, .NET, .ORG, .EDU domains and Registrars.